[Leon has everything by people's doors by the afternoon of the 27th, picking up what was given to him in the morning of that.]

Zoology students each get new dissection kits and fancy switchblades

The lovely Desert Spice gets a gold necklace (on sale) to feed her Dodongo and a box of truffles and designer sweater for herself.

The purple rose of death ( Read more... )

[Seeing as how Sable was going to return home not only for the holidays (and to celebrate her 27th birthday my god Sable you're getting old), but also to help Mabel out with the holiday rush at their tailor shop, she sends out her gifts earlier than usual, just before she leaves.]

( Everybody gets a present! )

[Here comes everyone's favourite one-eyed security guard/mob boss!]

( For his lucky Secret Santa, the ever-lovely Madame Flurrie )

[You know that voice? It's the sound of a woman who has surrounded herself with technology and has no need for typing at the moment. Low, breathy, perhaps even sultry, but remarkably dry and unemotional... but this isn't unusual.]

There are still a lot of new murderers students and faculty filtering in, huh? A little late but I'm not one for ( Read more... )

[Gee, where was Mac? Probably no one had seen him since yesterday, right? It was sometime in the morning. Maybe you clicked on the news, sat with your coffee. Everything was kind of normal. Right? Well there was a Special Report on that News Station.]

We're here to bring you new information on the recent murders that recently hit this town of ( Read more... )

Hello again, dear Smash Academy! I apologize for the disappearance but there was some business I had to take care of back home. Boss's orders, you know. But I'm back for the start of this school year! Albeit I'm a bit late but that's not important.For those of you who attended my class and program last year, you better not have slacked off while I ( Read more... )

* * * * * * Attn Students, Co-Workers, Interested Parties: * * * * * *

I am back teaching at your facility. My area of expertise, if you so remember me, will be "Culinary Arts". It carries an emphasis in Russian cooking around the late 19th, early 20th century. If you are not willing to accept the knowledge of my people so generously offered, then ( Read more... )

Forgive my absence. Your world wide network of information led me to believe there were innocents all over the world I was not helping at all by being here, so I left to be useful. I return only so I may continue to learn as well as saving those in need. For those of you who were not here when I last was, my name is Ghor ( Read more... )

( This part is private, sent to his followers in Sinnoh )

[The video feed shows the aftermath of some kind of war zone, involving eggs and condoms and rubble everywhere. It pans slowly over the carnage, silent but for the distant sounds of night traffic, and then turns around to the holder of the camera. He looks. Kinda pissed. And still in his tuxedo from the Masquerade, as he just got in ( Read more... )